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TeStiN

by Ц

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1.
♥ вeαт 01:10
President: So Professor, are we ready to initiate? Professor: We should be, we have done some tests and everything seems to be fine. President: Great, so what are we waiting for? Boot up this boy *Starts robot* President: what is that sound? Professor: It means the program is starting. Professor: And we have a heartbeat… let me just check that everything is going as it’s suppose to… yes, everything seems quite right to me… Wait, the heartbeat isn’t meant to be like this. President: Professor, what is this? Professor: I think, it’s… I think it’s already serving its purpose. President: Oh… so this is what music is now? Professor: No madam President, this is what music will become. President: What do you mean? Professor: I mean that this kid, or whatever he is, is going to be something extraordinary some day, and he’s going to show the world what music can sound like, and all of the strange and wonderful feelings behind it.
2.
two_minutes 02:00
[Verse 1] Okay they say, that I’m weird They think that I’m queer They hope those words bring me tears Doesn’t my music make it clear? That I, don’t give a motherfucking thought to? What you, bitches think of me, fuck you I do Whatever I want to punch you In the cock dude so I can undo your future son too I’m must use just two minutes of this music To show I spit ill shit didn’t I already prove it? When I spew this I bring sheer harm You better, ring the alarm [Alarm] [Verse 2] There’s no one there - only open air I can feel the breeze, it’s cold, I swear It feels like I am *grunt* broken and totally bare I just lost the only person I had, it’s no fair Slow down, catch my breath, hope that they don’t catch me I’ve been bored all my life, this adrenalin feels fantastic Wait, is that choppers? Now I gotta hide from these fuckers Great! Just one mistake, and then I’m going back to being locked up I really can’t fuck up, one chance freedom Run man, be gone, the chase has begun These cunts, they just want to use me, like I’m a tool And they thought I’d just comply like: “that’s cool” I’m not a fool I was taught by a great scientist And I’ve learned from him that I… well, I gotta hide and shit In two minutes, my life turned, into this Running away, towards the dark, into the bliss
3.
Trou-ba-dour 01:41
[Verse 1] They call me a rapper, they couldn't be more wrong I am a creator, I only rap, for fun But there's a meaning, it's not the cause of boredom Didn't you read my story? Bitch, get your lore on I'm playing cause I love, they're playing, but they suck They're only on top, because they blow lots of cock But in a year, there's someone new people wanna hear And guess what? Then they'll just, suddenly disappear (yea) And then there’s you, I call you the complainer Criticising badly, so people call you a hater And you don’t create shit, but if you did, let’s be honest You’d just be like, the real life Cacofonix I make music, and if people like it, that’s fantastic But you, boo, when you should, just move past it You bastard, confronting me about your problems When all you had to do was, keep walking, to solve them You’re talking about how you fucking hate me But you’re forgetting one important fact, it doesn’t phase me Basically you’re just jealous that I make music Cause you wish that you had the balls and talent to do it But dammit you bitch about everything that you think Is too sick or confusing it’s you, who is stupid You should stick a fucking gun to your head And pull the trigger *gunshot* if you don’t understand, then you’re dead Yea I said it, suck your own dick and then blow your head off After you get off, urgh, I hate you so fucking much Why do you play so fucking tough? Fucking stop Suck a huge disgusting fucking cock and eat the cum after you puke it up Ugh I needed to get that out…
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5.
mØnSter 04:12
[Verse 1] People are quick to jump onto, the next trend If they got a million dollars, they would snitch their best friend Guess when, the world is run by the dollar dollar They got you trapped, like you were wearing a fucking collar So stop and holla at your boy, if you’ve got a soul Cause I’m looking for one, and I’ve been told That it’s easy to steal you just kill the owner Both taking and getting a life, no longer a loner Hah, I’m not stupid, I’m not gonna - do it But I could, if I really hated - humans You got a gun? Better not - use it I can play some rather painful - music Wait whatya doin' with the gun? Where are you sticking it? I didn’t mean it when I said, shoot yourself you idiot *Gunshot* great, self-defense will turn into sentences From a judge, now the whole town is my nemesis [Hook] The people on the news, say I’m a - Monster Dads who abuse, is calling me a - Monster Criminals on the lose claim that I’m a - Monster Leaders of gang crews hate me, I’m a - Monster Housewives who’s angry, know I’m a - Monster Paedophiles with candy, say I’m worse than a - Monster Girls who were raped by daddy, hate me, I’m a - Monster I just want to be happy but I can’t, I’m a - Monster [Verse 2] “Got a label by the media, yep, that’s you You can’t do shit about it, that’s the sad truth Bad news, the police is coming, at you What? You didn’t do it? Hah, we don’t give a crap dude Right now you’re the way, that we make money It’s funny, the more you run, the more the show’s running People like danger, and we, like dollars So we give them the news they want, like the movie, Night Crawler” And people eat it raw, trust - all that they send But we can’t do nothing we’re - dust in the wind We like to think we help but it’s - just pretend We’re never to blame, nah it - must be them Everyday we find a new monster, but no angels They only come once a year, hah, snow angels So run forest run, cause it’s not gon’ be fun They are looking for more, but you’re just number one [Hook] The people on the news, say I’m a - Monster Dads who abuse, is calling me a - Monster Criminals on the lose claim that I’m a - Monster Leaders of gang crews hate me, I’m a - Monster Housewives who’s angry, know I’m a - Monster Paedophiles with candy, say I’m worse than a - Monster Girls who were raped by daddy, hate me, I’m a - Monster I just want to be happy but I can’t, I’m a - Monster [Instrumental build up] I’m a monster, yea I’m a monster (repeating) [Outro x2] Monster Monster Monster I’m a monster
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pony_killer 02:00
[Intro x8] I’m a killer I’m a pony killer [Verse 1] Give me a gun ay, and I’mma shoot your pon’s face What’s the problem? We’re just having “fun” “yaaay” Some say that liking them, is much gay I don’t care, it’s just a target that I must slay Gotta learn to kill, I yearn the skill Leaving nothing behind, yea, burn the/it will Bones in flames, argh, dirty filth They won’t get me, nah, I got thirty health A little birdie whelps, as I gun it down I can’t help but shoot, now birdie’s on the ground Hah… what!? Argh, fucking relax dude It’s just a fictional bird, why you having a spaz dude? Would you rather that I shoot a, little horse? Kill, with force, grab the skin and peel it off Well of course, I wouldn’t kill it, that quick Then it won’t feel the pain, hah, that’s silly [Verse 2] You’s a bad filly, so here’s a punishment Yea it’s dads willy, we’ll have fun with it You better cum you bitch, like - I did Yea I’m fucking sick and I - like it No, I don’t wanna fuck you, that’s gross man I just wanted to see if I could piss of those fans Of the show that’s about colourful ponies They are so… (what) I can make them angry without even saying anything Didn’t aim this at them, I’m just making it To say that I’ve got no fucks to give Murdered a pony to train, one shot to live Either kill or be killed, and I’m doing the latter So I killed a sick animal, it doesn’t matter Okay, maybe I went a bit crazy from the shooting But now I know, I’m not gonna be losing
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I just found a minute here Relax my thoughts and make them clear I can see the sun from here Finally, I forget my fear I just found a minute here To watch the sunrise I hold dear I don’t know why we always rush But now the dusk is setting upon us…
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again 02:34
[Verse 1] I’ve been out all night, tryna find peace It’s snowing, but I don’t really mind it Feels like I’m hiding from nothing But danger is right next to me, watching My every move, I’m telling you, I’m nervous If they find me, my whole life will be worthless I’ve been wasting my time, when I fought back All these deaths, irrelevant? Nah fuck that I will make it count, I will take them down They wanna control me, fucking bitch, I’m out And about my dad, whatever the fuck you did to him I wil hunt you, and give you the same kind of discipline I hope you’re fucking listening, this is a warning You better start running, or else you will be sorry I’m gonna choke you bitch, till that shit’s boring Pouring acid in your throat, it won’t be restoring [Bridge 1] Argh, sorry, I guess I got a temper But I want you to forever remember Who the fuck I am, not just another man On the street, I repeat this shit again I want you to know my name, as a growing pain It should be stuck inside your brain, making you deranged I ain’t kidding around, neither of us is sane Feels like I’m repeating myself, again [Verse 2] Wow shit, my head is feeling dizzy This is, the third night of sleep I’m missing Listen, I ain’t gonna pass out Gotta get up, and it’s gotta be fast now Can’t grasp how, I came to this place For some reason I feel at home, it’s strange I mean great, now pull yourself together I need aid, so wake up, and feel better I see light, it seems like - it’s safe I realize, it feels like - shit’s fate Teary eyes, no clear lines - it’s late My fear rise, I’m near spies - I’ll kill eight No wait, hallucinating on sleep loss I need more, time to think, I need more! I've recorded a memo, let’s play it “I think I’m gonna die tonight, please save me!" [Bridge 2] Wow, talk about being dramatic I guess I panicked, seeing things like an addict Can tick off your psyche (crazy laugh) fight me! You think I’m fucking crazy!? Well, I might be But then again, I think I found a friend He took kindly, to my shouting, so I spent The night on his couch, this story won’t end Here’s to hoping that we’ll meet, again
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[Verse] I think I'm drowning in a sea of thoughts You see I'm lost, and I don't believe in Gods …So now I'm feeling forced To do the right thing, and leave remorse …But that's not how I am I do the wrong thing, every fucking hour, man I doubt my plan, will ever work, so I scrap it My plan is to do what I love and be happy But I got selfhate, I need some fucking help mate My head's a mess, it feels like a hell maze When I melt face, got my high, felt great I can't change now cause I'm, well, late Late, late night writing tracks Trying to find, some real life hacks I feel like crap, but that's usual My life's like a bad, written musical And I refuse to move, this is my time Point the spotlight at me, and let it shine Till I'm blind, don't give a fuck tonight I'm here to blow minds, like a fucking coke line With my dope lines, hah, I won't lie I can make some sweet-ass lyrics, when I both bind And tie, all the rhymes - together I’m only getting started, and you won't find - better
10.
ƔĩŔŪŞ 03:49
[Verse 1] Hello my name’s "you can’t pronounce it" And now it’s, time to take control of your mouse bitch What, you will get rid of me? Hah, I doubt it Even if you do, I already know where your house is I got the log in, to all your social media Post a picture that suggest that you like pedophilia I’ll get you arrested, for wrestling, on a date Now that gives a new meaning to the word face rape I’ll call your boss on skype, while you jerk off And message him if you could possibly get some work off I’m in your TV too, yea, I’m hardcore When you daughter is watching cartoons, I start Saw You don’t like when I use the blender at midnight? Or blast some white noise, man, that shit’s tight Let’s put it to eleven, the heaven is shaking I’m the worst of my kind, and I’m all yours, baby [Hook x4] Nobody likes us, likes us ‘Cause we’re the worst kind of virus [Verse 2] Fuck your firewall, bitch, I put it out I'm putting out, a bad vibe, every damn night When you're recording your hit, I turn off your shit mic And when your date is over, I crank up the dim light I will fight for the right, to this shitty apartment You think you’ll win, but you ain’t got a smart brain Say my name *static* that’s right! By the way, it was me that turned on the lights, last night Man you were so scared “who goes there?” It’s just a ghost yea, sorry that was no fair You used a Wilhelm scream, I can’t believe But at least you produced an ecstatic beat That’s a pun for ya, prolly didn’t get it I got a gun for ya, and you’ll fucking get it You think I’m evil, but this is something I must do So honey, always remember, ILOVEYOU [Hook x4] Nobody likes us, likes us ‘Cause we’re the worst kind of virus
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devil_tongue 03:32
[Intro] The patient is still showing signs of aggression. We have tried multiple different treatments, but, there's no progress so far. If things keep going like this, I'm not sure we can save... him. The others are saying he needs to be kept locked down at all time. Because he is too dangerous. But I believe he's just misunderstood. Furthermore, the patient has started speaking weird sentences... [Verse 1] I think I'm a bit fucked, I drink pig blood And puke all over a canvas, a twisted inkblot Shit's tough, what do you see? A big cock? Same here, wait, we were talking about Rick Ross Right? “Yea” Aight, I'm like, buzz light-year Playing with Woody, “mom's coming” he’s gotta hide “where?” Maybe in your tight rear, or your right ear I hear, her by the door, don't put up a fight dear Idea! We'll jump of a building and die together It's beautiful, really, and also it's kinda clever You're standing on the edge, ready to die happy Then I push you, and walk away like nothing happened I'm not the devils son, but I speak in devil tongue I'll sin seven times, cause you know, hell is fun That's what I tell a nun, she says I need Jesus Imma cut I'm him into meat pieces, eat it and shit Jesus faeces, you bitches [Hook x2] I’m not the devils son, not the- the devils son I’m not the devils son, but I speak in devil tongue I’m not the devils son, d-d- d-d-devils son I’m not the devils son, speak- speak, devil tongue [Verse 2] Play this in the club, it won’t stop, no rest Watch all the people dance in trance, possessed Don’t stress, I won’t bless, this whole mess Yea I got a cold chest, cause my heart is fucking frozen Don’t talk to me unless you’re a mass murderer You’ve killed 15 people? Pass, haven’t heard of ya I’m a psycho, I made your parents into burgers hah Compared to that, you’re only like a burglar, argh I raise fire, you ain’t higher, than ants I break lighters, on the gasoline under you, dance! Oh wait, you can’t, you’re tied to a chair and gagged Well that, is just a shame ain’t it? Bye dad! I rap about doing 9/11 for fun I don’t smell like a corpse, nah, I smell like tons You hate to breathe my air? Then I will rip out your lungs Other people kill with guns, I just use my fucking tongue, but I’m not [Hook x2] I’m not the devils son, not the, the devils son I’m not the devils son, but I speak in devil tongue I’m not the devils son, d-d- d-d-devils son I’m not the devils son, speak-speak, devil tongue
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13.
ÐRЦИҚ 04:25
[Verse 1] I'm not drunk, nah, I'm tipsy Been out all night, now my voice is crispy I'm horny as fuck, can I just, get to jizz please? I'm not a gypsy, cause you bitches gon' miss me No but really, I'm chillin' in the livin' room Everybody else is out, partying till the moon Goes down, not the sun, that's for bitches Which is, just about all of this people (insert a rhyme here) I appear, to be slightly fucked, that's why I'm stuck Staring at the table, hey, shut up Jimmy! "Yea, fuck off Jimmy" - you're always stealing a drink That's why people they think, that you stink, you fucking gimp I'll sing you a song, it goes; la lala la fuck you "We're turning up in the club" - wait let me just stop you Yea we're in the club, but I wish we were not Think I drank too much, I'm about to throw up on some random slut [Skit] Ц: *puking* RS: Hey, what the heck!? Ц: Wow, chill, it’s just spaghetti RS: You’re so drunk… Ц: Who me? No, no like really, I’m… [Verse 2] I'm not drunk, nah, I'm tipsy Of whisky - "you already said that" - bitch please Funerals are more fun than me, at a party It's gonna be a blast? Hah, hardly We're starting, off by pissing in your drink Where the hell ya, is my Zelda? Am I, missing a Link? Does that make sense? I don't know man, I'm lost Do I want shots? Nah I can't afford what they costs Social anxiety, so I'm sitting in the corner Avoiding people, so they call me a goner I'm gonna, be honest, I masturbate to ponies No wait, I kill them? I'm confused? And lonely Hey homie do you think, that you can take me home please? You're drunk? So am I let's drive and hope it's Possible to get there, in just one piece It must be, trust me, I'm a robot, so I can't lie [Skit] Well I mean... no I didn't say I was... What are you talking about? I'm not a robot man [Verse 3] I'm not drunk, nah, I'm past that I'm bloody hammered mate, and pretty fast lad No wait, my Danish accent is coming back, crap Got thrown out of the pub, for showing my ass crack Now I’m on the street, geez, I feel like shit I'm a loner in the club, and same in the sheets Always going solo, so show tho, in the beat Drunk on wine, so I repeat, so I repeat I repeat, I got a douche-face on my radar He's talking shit about me, I shout - "I freaking hate ya" Knock out, I black out, blinking, I'm back now Is this an ambulance, and am I in the back now? Well, this night turned out pretty rad huh? And if you weren't a part of it, that's too bad bruh Yea we got bad blood, but that's a plus Drinking till I die, tonight is my last buzz [Outtro] I mean, fucking hell .. You wanna dance? Fuck you, I don't dance... Okay come on! Dance Fucking dance I'm not drunk man, I mean it, like seriously, I'm not-I'm not, fucking drunk. I'm just... I just have a slight headache, it's not... it's not that big of a deal man, I mean just... Why do you always have to be so fucking serious? Ah it's not... Fuck you man, FUCK YOU! Like really, fuck you!
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TᴇSᴛɪN 02:33
[Intro] *Running and breathing heavy* Shit, oh shit... shit shit shit shit shit shit shit. Orgh I think I lost him, I think he's gone. Oh my God. Shit! [Verse] Knock knock, where do you think you’re hiding? Shut up, I got a gag you can bite in Open, you won’t like me when I’m violent Okay, I’m breaking the door, like Jack in The Shining - (I’m in) I’m a nightmare, it’s alright dear I swear, most girls react with a fight here What’s wrong? Is it my beard? Am I weird? No? Well then what!? Don’t you like fear!? Call the police, and then, call me insane Or call me box, cause you can’t say my name This is a wake-up call, but you won’t awaken "Anyway, call me back soon, sincerely, Satan" You think I give a shit? I’m the definition of reckless Steal your jewelry, strangle you with your own neckless Downstairs, family Christmas, how festive! Your mom is coming up the stairs, guess who’s next bitch? Fucking guessed it, I’ll stop her heartbeat Punch her in the throat and choke her with my hard D All I need, is two minutes to cum in her stomach I’m done with the funny, making her cry like an onion Hah! I’m not a troubadour, you fucking whore I’ll rape your poor ass, more than noobs in Warcraft You’d think I voice act, cause I bring a lot of terror/Tara I don’t fall in love, I’ve never felt flutter (ERROR) They call me a monster, cause I say weird stuff So I try to avoid people, using earplugs But I kill a pony for fun, and when it’s finally dead I’ll make you fuck the corpse, while you sleep, in your bed Rest your pretty head, dusk is upon us And while you’re out, I’ll rape you again, cause it’s fun stuff Non-stop pounding, shouting into the after world It's nott sweet nothings in your ear, it’s laughter, girl I’m kinda like a virus, cause I’ll never - leave I speak in devil tongue, so you better - scream Cause that sound is amazing, I’m bat-shit crazy Getting drunk on you pain, is all that matters Hailie Maybe someday I’ll be complete, when I’ve done rape Impregnate, druged, and killed a baby, on stage I’m not made to be social, that’s destined But you fuckers need to know, I’m only, testin

about

This album is a musical travle to follow the story of Ц. Up until track 8, after that song, the story doesn't follow the music. The rest of the songs are what happens after the story. But an album with only 8 songs would be really short, so yea.

This album has been in the works since november 2014.

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"It's a rough and rowdy hip-hop sojourn, dark beats dripping with violence and sarcasm and a tongue-in-cheek tendency to exaggerate both; unpolished, but intriguingly so. Have a listen on a dark and stormy night."

- Cherax Destructor, in his mail-letter.

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credits

released December 11, 2015

Written, recorded, produced, performed, mixed and mastered by:
Ц
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Artwork by:
Ali Ramone
www.facebook.com/itsalitheprodigy
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Track 1 features voice acting by:
The Professor: Cherax Destructor
cheraxdestructor.bandcamp.com

The President: Katie Buonanno
www.secretlygeek.com
secretlygeek.bandcamp.com
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Track 6 uses two really short samples from the tv show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic"
Owned by: Hasbro Studios
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Track 11 co-produced by:
Sigvess
sigvess.bandcamp.com
www.youtube.com/sigvessmusic

And features voice acting by:
Steffen Christophersen.
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Track 12 uses a sample of:
Édouard-Léon Scott
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Track 13 features voice acting by:
Cadie
www.youtube.com/cadence12111
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Track 15 features voice acting by:
Katie Buonanno (look above for links)
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"Chapter 1" co-written and edited by:
Katie Buonanno (yea she's everywhere on this album)
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Special thanks to:
Steffen & Chris, for feedback and support.


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