[Verse 1]
I'm not drunk, nah, I'm tipsy
Been out all night, now my voice is crispy
I'm horny as fuck, can I just, get to jizz please?
I'm not a gypsy, cause you bitches gon' miss me

No but really, I'm chillin' in the livin' room
Everybody else is out, partying till the moon
Goes down, not the sun, that's for bitches
Which is, just about all of this people (insert a rhyme here)

I appear, to be slightly fucked, that's why I'm stuck
Staring at the table, hey, shut up Jimmy!
"Yea, fuck off Jimmy" - you're always stealing a drink
That's why people they think, that you stink, you fucking gimp

I'll sing you a song, it goes; la lala la fuck you
"We're turning up in the club" - wait let me just stop you
Yea we're in the club, but I wish we were not
Think I drank too much, I'm about to throw up on some random slut

[Skit]
Ц: *puking*
RS: Hey, what the heck!?
Ц: Wow, chill, it’s just spaghetti
RS: You’re so drunk…
Ц: Who me? No, no like really, I’m…

[Verse 2]
I'm not drunk, nah, I'm tipsy
Of whisky - "you already said that" - bitch please
Funerals are more fun than me, at a party
It's gonna be a blast? Hah, hardly

We're starting, off by pissing in your drink
Where the hell ya, is my Zelda? Am I, missing a Link?
Does that make sense? I don't know man, I'm lost
Do I want shots? Nah I can't afford what they costs

Social anxiety, so I'm sitting in the corner
Avoiding people, so they call me a goner
I'm gonna, be honest, I masturbate to ponies
No wait, I kill them? I'm confused? And lonely

Hey homie do you think, that you can take me home please?
You're drunk? So am I let's drive and hope it's
Possible to get there, in just one piece
It must be, trust me, I'm a robot, so I can't lie

[Skit]
Well I mean... no I didn't say I was...
What are you talking about? I'm not a robot man

[Verse 3]
I'm not drunk, nah, I'm past that
I'm bloody hammered mate, and pretty fast lad
No wait, my Danish accent is coming back, crap
Got thrown out of the pub, for showing my ass crack

Now I’m on the street, geez, I feel like shit
I'm a loner in the club, and same in the sheets
Always going solo, so show tho, in the beat
Drunk on wine, so I repeat, so I repeat

I repeat, I got a douche-face on my radar
He's talking shit about me, I shout - "I freaking hate ya"
Knock out, I black out, blinking, I'm back now
Is this an ambulance, and am I in the back now?

Well, this night turned out pretty rad huh?
And if you weren't a part of it, that's too bad bruh
Yea we got bad blood, but that's a plus
Drinking till I die, tonight is my last buzz

[Outtro]
I mean, fucking hell ..
You wanna dance? Fuck you, I don't dance...

Okay come on!

Dance
Fucking dance
I'm not drunk man, I mean it, like seriously, I'm not-I'm not, fucking drunk.
I'm just...
I just have a slight headache, it's not... it's not that big of a deal man, I mean just...
Why do you always have to be so fucking serious? Ah it's not...
Fuck you man, FUCK YOU! Like really, fuck you!